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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:07

Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What is the future of AI in 2024?"?
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Can red light therapy improve blood circulation?
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?
So they tried
No go.
Loons and Moons
Why are white women dating more black guys than ever?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why does Islam give a bad vibe?
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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In the last 500 years, have there been civilizations whose cruelty matched that of Nazi Germany?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...